Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Funny Friendship Day Quotes For Friends To Share On Facebook 2017

Funny Friendship Day Quotes For Friends To Share On Facebook 2017:

Find best Friendship Day Funny Quotes, Friendship Day Funny Messages & Sms for making this day best in your life. Friendship day come with lot of happiness between to all best friends and yes we have no words to explain our friendship because life show every time new moment between the friendship or also some time life shows some beautiful friendship moment in best step, so it is necessary for all peoples to have better or true best friends in their life to make more fun in funny way, so this time you have to send best happy friendship day funny quotes & saying to your friend for celebrating this friendship day in funny way, so if you want latest friendship day funny messages and sms in Hindi, Punjabi, English or other language than browse this collection or pick all happy friendship day funny messages and quotes or send to your love one friends for wishing happy friendship day.

Funny Friendship Day Quotes For Friends To Share On Facebook 2017

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Funny Friendship Day Quotes For Friends To Share On Facebook 2017

Friendship is one of the main part of life which help us to share all feelings to each other because friend is the one which given by God to us specially, good & true friend always become a pillar of our life, so this time you have to make more fun with your all friends on this friendship day by sending funny friendship quotes, happy friendship day funny sms & quotes. It is hard to get friend or if you have then he/she is good friend but after long last friendship become best true friends in your life so pick all best funny happy friendship day quotes and sms or send to them for wishing in advanced to them for the happy friendship day.

1. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.
- Garry Shandling
2. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
- Aaron Machado
3. My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
- Country song title 
4. Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
- Greg Tamblyn
5. Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people”
- Andy Borowitz
6. Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
- Otto von Bismarck
7. An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
8. Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
- A.E. Houseman
9. Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
- Gelett Burgess
10. It is important for our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.
- Mignon McLaughlin
11. One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin
12. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless your friends are on twitter.
- Greg Tamblyn
13. Friendship is a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
- Randy K. Milholland
14. True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't believe that this condition is permanent.
- Erwin T. Randall 
15. If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
- Andy Borowitz
16. Friends are what God gives you to make up for your family.
- Bruce White
17. I don’t like half the folks I love.
- Paul Thorn
18. A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
19. I lost my Christmas list and now I can’t remember who my friends are.
- Anonymous 
20. I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
-  Bilbo Baggins (J. R. R. Tolkien)
21. I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
- Emo Philips
22. A real friend is the guy who goes first when the fishing tales break out.
- Anonymous
23. You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
- Harry S. Truman
24. Friends are great. Friends are wonderful. Friends who can cook are like winning the lottery.
- Greg Tamblyn
25. I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
- Mark Twain
26. A true friend is one who lets his grass grow as tall as his neighbor’s.
- Anonymous
27. If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.
- Anonymous
28. I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
- Guy Endore-Kaiser
29. A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
- Kin Hubbard
30. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
- Anonymous
 31. If you trust someone, trust till the very end ….. whatever the results maybe … In the end you will have a very good friend or a very good lesson !!!!

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